Scary Verse

These are the meeting minutes of a twelve-home homeowners association, kept by its volunteer secretary. A resident passed them to me with the names changed. The only things removed are phone numbers and a very long dispute about a hedge. LARKSPUR COURT HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION Regular Meeting Minutes — March 12 Called to order 7:03 PM at the community clubhouse (the Lindqvists' garage, again, since the clubhouse roof is still being "assessed"). Present: Gary Lindqvist (President), Brenda Szymanski (Treasurer), Dolores Whitfield (Secretary), Hal Pruitt, Tomasz Wrona, and five other residents per the sign-in sheet. Quorum met, 10 of 12 lots represented. Old business: The door on cluster mailbox unit 7 still sticks. Motion to hire a locksmith, Szymanski. Second, Wrona. Passed. New business: Mr. Pruitt asked when the association will send a violation letter to 13 Larkspur Court about the condition of the lawn. Chair Lindqvist stated there is no 13 Larkspur Court. Lots are...

The following is an internal chat log from FrightNight Escape Rooms, a mid-sized escape room company with locations in two cities. It was shared with us by a former employee who asked that real names be replaced with initials. Timestamps are accurate; some unrelated small talk has been trimmed. #ops-overnight J.R. 11:47 PM anybody know why room 7 shows up on the motion sensor panel tonight. thought that whole wing got decommissioned M.K. 11:52 PM it did, years before I started here. "The Cellar" I think it was called. Props malfunction during a test run, somebody got hurt, nothing crazy, a prop wall came loose and clipped a guy's shoulder. Company sealed it instead of fixing it, cheaper that way apparently, and it's been off the booking system ever since J.R. 11:53 PM weird that they'd seal a whole room over one wall. we fix stuff like that all the time in the other rooms M.K. 11:53 PM that's what I thought too honestly. always figured there was more to ...